How Do You Hide a Hideous Hickey?

How Do You Hide a Hideous Hickey?

I was looking through a bunch of old CHS Equus copies and in 1991, the staff wrote a article about hiding hickeys. I thought it would be fun to see the new and interesting ways CHS students hide their hickeys:

 

How the 1990’s kids did  it…

 

“I don’t get them, I give them!”

  • Traci VanDeer

 

“Put toothpaste on it at night, put your hair down, and wear a turtleneck.”

  • Jenna Carlson

 

“Couldn’t tell ya. I haven’t been with anyone talented enough to give ‘em!”

  • Kari Hartman

 

“Why hide it? I’m proud of it!”

  • Kellie Cody

 

“Place your girlfriend’s mouth over it!”

  • Brandon Batsloff

 

So CHS, How do you Hide your Hideous Hickeys?

 

“If I had one I would call Caitlyn, or wear a turtleneck.”

  • Junior, Brissa Mata

 

“I’m really good at covering up other people’s. To be specific I use a green concealer, a yellow concealer, foundation, powder, another layer of foundation, another layer of powder, if it is really bad I use a flesh toned concealer in place of foundation.”

  • Senior, Caitlyn Murray

 

“I wear my priest collar.”

  • Mr. Riley

 

“I don’t hide them.”

  • Junior, Eric Bunker

 

“Hair down and make up, high collar.”

  • Senior, Alex Livingston

 

“Wear a really fat, ugly scarf.”

  • Senior, Nakoa Brown

 

“If I had a hickey I would find a wig, or cut my neck off, or say I got punched in the throat.”

  • Freshman, Vinny Catalano

 

“I would find a new body, or say Makayla pinched me.”

  • Sophomore, Sarah Smith

 

“Turtleneck, turtleneck, turtleneck, got to have one for each day of the week.”

  • Mr. Landerman

 

“I don’t hide them, I embrace them. I put a tattoo with it of the guys name each time I get a hickey and I tattoo the hickey so it is always there.”

  • Sophomore, Ariauna Andrews

 

“Don’t be getting around and you won’t get one.”

  • Sophomore, Madyson Mcbride

 

“I would just pull up my hoodie so it covered my neck.”

  • Sophomore, Russell Keegan

 

 

“I don’t wanna hide it, I want people to know I’m hot!”

  • Mr. Brinegar

 

 

“I get rid of them by rubbing a quarter on it.”

  • Senior, Matthew Skinner

 

 

“They are not noticeable because of my skin color.”

  • Senior, Braden Cerkan

 

“Turtleneck.”

  • Junior, Alexa Prosceno

 

“I put primer first, then concealer, then foundation, if that doesn’t work then halloween makeup from walmart.”

  • Junior, Rhiana Valenzuela

 

 

“Just put makeup over it or something… what if I wouldn’t hide it?”

  • Freshman, Torri Shutzman

 

“A cold spoon and a toothbrush, but it has to be a really soft toothbrush.”

  • Senior, Jordan Phillips