I was looking through a bunch of old CHS Equus copies and in 1991, the staff wrote a article about hiding hickeys. I thought it would be fun to see the new and interesting ways CHS students hide their hickeys:

How the 1990’s kids did  it…

“I don’t get them, I give them!”

• Traci VanDeer

“Put toothpaste on it at night, put your hair down, and wear a turtleneck.”

• Jenna Carlson

“Couldn’t tell ya. I haven’t been with anyone talented enough to give ‘em!”

• Kari Hartman

“Why hide it? I’m proud of it!”

• Kellie Cody

“Place your girlfriend’s mouth over it!”

• Brandon Batsloff

So CHS, How do you Hide your Hideous Hickeys?

“If I had one I would call Caitlyn, or wear a turtleneck.”

• Junior, Brissa Mata

“I’m really good at covering up other people’s. To be specific I use a green concealer, a yellow concealer, foundation, powder, another layer of foundation, another layer of powder, if it is really bad I use a flesh toned concealer in place of foundation.”

• Senior, Caitlyn Murray

“I wear my priest collar.”

• Mr. Riley

“I don’t hide them.”

• Junior, Eric Bunker

“Hair down and make up, high collar.”

• Senior, Alex Livingston

“Wear a really fat, ugly scarf.”

• Senior, Nakoa Brown

“If I had a hickey I would find a wig, or cut my neck off, or say I got punched in the throat.”

• Freshman, Vinny Catalano

“I would find a new body, or say Makayla pinched me.”

• Sophomore, Sarah Smith

“Turtleneck, turtleneck, turtleneck, got to have one for each day of the week.”

• Mr. Landerman

“I don’t hide them, I embrace them. I put a tattoo with it of the guys name each time I get a hickey and I tattoo the hickey so it is always there.”

• Sophomore, Ariauna Andrews

“Don’t be getting around and you won’t get one.”

• Sophomore, Madyson Mcbride

“I would just pull up my hoodie so it covered my neck.”

• Sophomore, Russell Keegan

“I don’t wanna hide it, I want people to know I’m hot!”

• Mr. Brinegar

“I get rid of them by rubbing a quarter on it.”

• Senior, Matthew Skinner

“They are not noticeable because of my skin color.”

• Senior, Braden Cerkan

“Turtleneck.”

• Junior, Alexa Prosceno

“I put primer first, then concealer, then foundation, if that doesn’t work then halloween makeup from walmart.”

• Junior, Rhiana Valenzuela

“Just put makeup over it or something… what if I wouldn’t hide it?”

• Freshman, Torri Shutzman

“A cold spoon and a toothbrush, but it has to be a really soft toothbrush.”

• Senior, Jordan Phillips